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Thursday 6 September 2012

Neo-Renaissance Order

Renaissance Man, an oasis in the desert of malls, chain stores, and urban ugliness, a place of calm, culture and beauty, where fine clothes can be bought and ideas can be discussed, has been of late a target to the lowest of the low - shoplifters, thieves and robbers.
Some people can't leave something good alone, they must try and destroy it. Those who do it are surely the most miserable people among us. Let the universe bestow on their small insignificant souls as much misery as they spread around them wherever they go. I know it will. The universe knows who you are, and so do I.

But in the meantime, until the universe gets rid of you, here's what's going to happen:

From now on everyone coming in should know - you're on a video recorder everywhere around the shop, even though you can't see it be sure it's there, and a still photo of you will be taken for the record. Don't like the idea? don't come in. Don't even stand by the window.

We are starting a collection of identified offenders, and the downtown business association will share it with all business owners. Be warned, m***erf***ers.

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