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Friday, 10 February 2012

The Brazen Hussy

Some time ago I mentioned here a woman shoplifter who graced my beautiful little shop with her "talents".
Well, yesterday the very same one came strolling in. I recognized her instantly. She used the very same words as the last time, which confirmed my recognition. I stood up and said: I must ask you to leave. She mumbled: what? why? and I said: I remember you from the last time. She left.
These people must think shop owners are the most forgetful or forgiving people on earth. It felt good to defend my territory.

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