"I can't touch these in the other stores"

He loves his Versace shirt. That day his groomed mustache was in top form, I just had to document it.

Before and After

The Rollerblade Guy, as he introduced himself once, likes to strip my mannequin. It works, doesn't it?

I'll have that wallet now, please...

That's how I convinced the would-be shoplifter to surrender his loot yesterday. He said: "Oops", produced the items from his pocket and left the store promising not to come back, since I have such a good eye.